Example #6 – Photos from Special Event- SAWS Challenge

The pictures at the link below are from the 2009 SAWS Challenge. The Sacramento Area Warhammer Society hosts a large tournament annually. The miniatures pictured are not usually more than an inch to an inch and half high. The largest ones are maybe 6-8 inches big. They are hand painted.  The pictures linked are primarily close ups displaying the incredible talent required to paint at such a small scale.

Enjoy!

SAWS 2009 Challenge at Great Escape Games in Sacramento

Ed Phillips, Player Choice Award

Chaos Dwarves, Best Painted Army

Rat Snacks for DragonWhy?! Why can't you roll double sixes when I need you to?

.

If you want pictures taken of your army for your customized army on Ebay, we can work something out. I can take photos of your army and mail it back to you or mail it directly to your customer, per your instructions. Fees are negotiable.

Leave a comment »

Example #5: Food Service ‘Advertisement’

I’m quite pleased with the way this graphic turned out. I’m not entirely sure what this is called… it’s not quite an advertisement.  It is the graphic for the front cover of the school district’s Free and Reduced Lunch Application packet. It combines healthy food, secondary and elementary students, energetic activity, and diversity into a bright and visually interesting graphic.

Example of energetic students, in a bright visually appealing image.

Example of energetic students, in a bright visually appealing image.

I can take your ideas and put them in color as well! Contact me for details!

Leave a comment »

Example # 4: Wedding Photography

sepiakiss

Two of my best friends were married over the weekend. A tight budget allowed me the opportunity to be the photographer at their wedding.  I came away from the wedding with (conservatively speaking) at least 3 dozen portrait quality photos. I uploaded more than 260 photos to Flickr for them. About 1/2 were good snapshot or better and the other 1/2 were better-then-snapshot to portrait quality. You can see them for yourself at the following links:

Family and Friends Snapshots

Primary Photos

I’d like to continue to build my portfolio. If you are getting married (or holding a special event) in the Eugene, Oregon area this summer and are willing to consider an amateur photographer, please look at my Flickr sets. I’m willing to work within your budget. You will receive the rights to all the photographs. You can have them printed at the photo center of your choice. Touching up and editing in Photoshop is included. I’m available after June 30th.

Leave a comment »

PowerPoint Vulnerability

Apparently PowerPoint has some issues according to Arbor Networks, an internet threat monitoring company. What really caught my attention was what I’ve highlighted in red and underlined below…. that these issues with PowerPoint have been used in the WILD in targeted attacks. So, under the summary of the threat, I’ve included a graphic of what one of these disturbing targeted attacks might look like, in the wild. I warn you now, you may never go on a safari again…

Title: Vulnerabilities in Microsoft Office PowerPoint Could Allow Remote Code Execution
Severity Level: Extreme Severity
Published: Tue, 12 May 2009 22:09:42 +0000
Multiple issues have been found and fixed in Microsoft PowerPoint. These issues could allow a malicious attacker to send the victim a malicious PowerPoint file that can be used to execute arbitrary code on the victim’s PC. Some of these issues have been used in the wild in targeted attacks. All users are encouraged to update as soon as possible.
Source: MS09-017 – Critical: Vulnerabilities in Microsoft Office PowerPoint Could Allow Remote Code Execution (967340)
Source: Microsoft PowerPoint 4.2 Conversion Filter Stack Buffer Overflow Vulnerability

Powerpoint attacks used in the wild

My gratitude to Madagascar for providing me with the tools to make a parody image.

Leave a comment »

Example #3: Draft of Catering Menu

This is a mock up draft of a catering menu I presented to a friend of mine with a restaurant. The prices are incorrect and only ‘placeholders’.  The photographs were taken by myself, edited in Adobe Photoshop. The texture was created by me. I replicated a pattern from the stenciled trim on the walls inside the restaurant. The colors were chosen from the interior walls.

Mock Up Catering Menu

I can do something similar for you:

Photography, editing and menu design: You would own the images and the final product. It would be easily editable for future changes. The cost would include a short lesson on how to make changes. This service is primarily available in the Eugene, Oregon  general area. Menus would be completely customized to your restaurant and tastes. Photos would be taken at your place of business.

You have the photos, but just need menu layout and design: The same applies from above. You would own the final product and it would be easily editable for future changes. However, if all you need is menu design and layout, you can be anywhere in the world if you can get the pictures to me.

Leave a comment »

Example #2: Wedding Invitations,

The image below is a mock up of a wedding invitation. The daughter of a co-worker of mine asked if I could do her wedding invitations. I did the following mock-up before I had any of the specific information (both their names, where the church was or the date…) so its filled in with ‘placeholder’ information. The photos are not mine, they are stock photography. I could easily create an invite or thank you card that included photographs I’ve taken. A thank you card that included poignant images from your own wedding would make such a nice personal touch.

I highly encourage you to click on the thumbnail and see the full sized image.

weddinginvite

I could do something similar for you:

Wedding invites: I could use stock photography, images you already have, or (if you are in Eugene, Oregon area) take some photographs myself. Talk to me about a theme, or a pattern that you especially like, or a concept you already have and I can create several mock ups for you to choose from. Depending on your desired look, they can be printed on photo paper, card stock, linen paper…

Thank You cards: Everything above is relevant. However, if you purchase the rights to the images your wedding photographer takes, I could create personalized Thank You cards that would show each guest at your wedding.

Leave a comment »

Example # 1: Catering Menu

The links below are an example of a Catering Menu that I photographed and laid out. The food was prepared by the head chef. The table and decorations were arranged by myself. I photographed the food, edited the photos, designed and created the menu layout.

Catering BreakfastCatering TraysCatering Lunch Catering Dinner

Catering with Class is a catering service provided by the Food Service Department of a school district solely for district related activities.

I can do something similar for you:

Photography, editing and menu design: You would own the images and the final product. It would be easily editable for future changes. The cost would include a short lesson on how to make changes. This service is primarily available in the Eugene, Oregon general area. Menus would be completely customized to your restaurant and tastes. Photos would be taken at your place of business.

You have the photos, but just need menu layout and design: The same applies from above. You would own the final product and it would be easily editable for future changes. However, if all you need is menu design and layout, you can be anywhere in the world if you can get the pictures to me.

Leave a comment »

Welcome!

I’ve been called the “Computer Whisperer” by my colleagues. I have a natural talent for making computers obey. That is after all, according to Issac Asimov, what computers should do. My primary talents lie in Microsoft Office (Publisher, Word, PowerPoint, Excel… and to a lesser degree, Access) and Adobe Photoshop.

I can create elegant spreadsheets in excel designed to track information, extract information, or push information around. I can create flyers, brochures, business cards, posters, advertisements, invitations to weddings, birthday parties, events, or showers. I can touch up and edit photographs or images in Photoshop. I can edit communications, memos, letters, presentations and emails for spelling, grammar or awkward sentence structure. I am a skilled internet researcher with the determination to sift through the irrelevent and bizarre to find what is needed. My PowerPoint presentations are professional, clean, and graphically appealing without being cluttered by distracting animation or jumpy text.

I have the computer skills and patience to get the job done well. I have the skills and you need them. Let me know what I can do to make you look good at your job.

Billing rates are flexible and determined by the length and complexity of the job. I’m shortly going to be unemployed due to layoffs and union seniority rules. (My position stayed, my boss wanted me to, and I wanted to… but without the years of seniority… I can not. *sigh*)  So… what does that mean for you? It means (As of June 30th, 2009) I’m willing to negotiate to fit your budget. <grin>

Leave a comment »